Sunday, September 6, 2009

Scam Spam

So my e-mail has been corrupted by scam spam again. In the last 24 hours, I've gotten contacted by 17 banks, delivery services, lawyers, etc. all telling me I'm getting between $800,000 and $1.2 million from Nigeria. Sweet, $17,000,000 for me! All I have to do is let them steal my identity!

Yeah, does UPS use a g-mail account to tell you they have a package for you?

Oh, and I've been hired by Hampton Inns (who also uses a g-mail account) even though I didn't apply! But first I have to let them steal my identity to confirm employment. Who knew it was so easy to get a job in this economy?

1 comment:

Rena said...

Congrats on the new job! What you really need is something else to do. ;)