Last night I dreamed I was a superspy who could turn invisible. I was having a lot of trouble sneaking into the terrorist compound despite my invisibility. Suddenly, I realize I'm dreaming. I turn to my Handler and say, "You know this is a dream, right?"
He says, "Yeah, so?"
I say, "Well then, I can just *fly* in."
"No," he says, "that's not your superpower."
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